Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Recruiter Haikus

Complements of Jack Perkins and Garrett Browning, respectively, of the SFrecruiters Yahoo! group. Hilarious! Miss Recruiter


Offer extended
Candidate ready to start
I love candidate

Offer extended
Candidate accepts counter
Maybe I kill him

Candidate’s wife tough
She has say in the matter
Frustrating woman

Search is going great
New contract recruiter starts
All my time wasted

Contract recruiter
Very territorial
Gone after three months

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Contingency call:
“We are very different!”
Pigeons in the square.

Contingency call:
“We have perfect candidates!”
Carried on the breeze.

Contingency call:
“Do you like the candidate?”
Wild flowers blooming.

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